(Source: yeahiwasintheshit)

  • what she says: i'm fine
  • what she means: Take a look at this. That right there is the mail. Now let’s talk about the mail. Can we talk about the mail, please, Mac? I’ve been dying to talk about the mail with you all day, OK? “Pepe Silvia,” this name keeps coming up over and over again. Every day Pepe’s mail is getting sent back to me. Pepe Silvia! Pepe Silvia! I look in the mail, and this whole box is Pepe Silvia! So I say to myself, “I gotta find this guy! I gotta go up to his office and put his mail in the guy’s goddamn hands! Otherwise, he’s never going to get it and he’s going to keep coming back down here.” So I go up to Pepe’s office and what do I find out, Mac? What do I find out?! There is no Pepe Silvia. The man does not exist, okay? So I decide, “Oh shit, buddy, I gotta dig a little deeper.” There’s no Pepe Silvia? You gotta be kidding me! I got boxes full of Pepe! All right. So I start marchin’ my way down to Carol in HR and I knock on her door and I say, “CAAAAROL! CAAROOOLLLL! I gotta talk to you about Pepe.” And when I open the door what do I find? There’s not a single goddamn desk in that office! There…is…no…Carol in HR. Mac, half the employees in this building have been made up. This office is a goddamn ghost town.

lovely bastards.

(day 17) flower

(day 17) flower

lacarpa:

Floral + Anatomy

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Ffo

116-117/365 | Best & Worst of 1989 | Do the Right Thing, Going Overboard

vanityfair:

Out to Lunch with Questlove
Photograph by Platon. 

vanityfair:

Out to Lunch with Questlove

Photograph by Platon. 

nandinos:

i would be such a shit famous person because when a fan wants to take pictures i’d be like “show me” and then id be like “ew delete it” all the time

Stephen King once mentioned that the only novel he wrote that really scared him was Pet Sematary.

(Source: candarian-demon)

lovely bastards.

"Don’t treat me like a three-hour brunch friend!"

(Source: stewarter)

114-115/365 | Best & Worst of 1977 | Close Encounters of the Third Kind, Exorcist II: The Heretic

(Source: bingwright.com)